Rock Paper Scissors Is Dead

Countdown To Resurrection...

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Labrador City, NL Time:

Bob's Drop #1

Tough to believe. I know.

You’re probably saying to yourself, “No way could RPS be dead!” or “How could that actually happen?”

And the toughest question of all…”Will I ever play RPS again?”

No. You won’t. In less than two weeks, you will never play Rock, Paper, Scissors as you know it again.

See you September 26th.
11:11 p.m. Labrador City time.

Get ready for the Resurrection.

Bob's Drop #2

Question of the moment:
Who killed Rock, Paper, Scissors?

I know who did it, but can’t say…just yet.

So let’s look at motivation.

Why would someone do that? Why kill RPS?

  • Billions play it the world over.
  • It’s been around forever.
  • Seemingly indestructible.
  • Enjoyed by kids and adults alike for up to five minutes sometimes.

Doesn’t make sense, or does it?

Maybe RPS is an analog paradigm in a digital world?

Maybe someone thought it needed an upgrade?

See you in a few days.

Bob's Drop #3

Finally some suspects…

Let’s move beyond the motivation and look to the method.

Was it the Woodpecker with a card swap?

A Hungry Bison in a Barn showdown?

A Rainy Scarecrow breaking a tie?

So, did they do it? They don’t look guilty to my eyes. I’m a farmer and know guilty animals when I see them.